Shortform # 2: The World Needs Family Men (A Poem)

The World Needs Family Men

Who will remember to take out the trash.

Who will pick the right detergent at the grocery store

Who will learn to love their mothers-in-law. . .eventually.

Who isn’t afraid to ask for directions, and have the mental capacity to follow them. . . accurately.

Who lie a lot less, than when they were bachelors.

Who will sit through Oprah, even when they’ve got no clue

Who can shut up without shutting off.

Who knows that having fun is more important than having a vacation go perfectly.

Who can be strong, but who can also let it slide.

Who only shouts, when it’s a cheer for Johnny.

Who knows the perfect way to hold a baby. . .close to his heart

Who can wipe a tear. . .his own.