Channeling Your Inner “Chad”: Embracing Awesomeness

There’s a bit of Chad in all of us.

The Fumbling Generalist
3 min readFeb 14, 2024
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It started off as a pejorative term for a muscular, cocky “bro.” But over time, “Chad” has slowly evolved into the epitome of coolness, charm, and charisma.

What if I told you that deep down…every one of us has an inner Chad waiting to break free?

This post will take you on a journey to reveal that untapped awesomeness lying dormant in you for far too long.

#1 The Wardrobe Makeover

Every Chad needs a killer wardrobe, so it’s time to revamp your closet. Toss out those plain T-shirts and embrace bold patterns, vibrant colors, and maybe even a fedora if you’re feeling particularly daring.

Accessories are key — think sunglasses, bracelets, and a watch that could double as a small satellite.

#2 Mastering the Chad Stride

A true Chad is recognized by his walk.

Picture a confident saunter with a subtle swagger, as if you’re perpetually walking into a party where everyone already knows your name.

Practice in front of a mirror until you’ve got it down pat, and don’t forget to throw in a hair flip for good measure.

Take your “Chad Stride” to the streets, the grocery store, or even the office hallway. The world is your runway, and you’re the superstar. Who knows, you might even inspire a few others in the process.

#3 Charm Offensive

Photo by Дмитрий Хрусталев-Григорьев on Unsplash

Chads are known for their charm, and fortunately, it’s a skill that can be learned.

The keys are to be genuinely interested in others, flashing a killer smile, and sprinkling in some playful banter.

Compliment your colleagues on their work, your friends on their impeccable taste, and that barista on their ability to create a latte masterpiece.

Remember, being a Chad is not about outshining others: it’s about spreading positivity and making people feel good about themselves.

#4 Fitness Fun

No journey to Chad-dom is complete without a bit of fitness fun. Chads are known for their dedication to health and wellness, and your inner Chad is no exception.

Hit the gym with enthusiasm, whether you’re lifting weights, practicing yoga, or perfecting your dance moves.

(But don’t take yourself too seriously — embrace the occasional cheat day and indulge in your favorite snacks. After all, even Chads need a pizza break now and then.)

#5 Social Media Swagger

Chads are no strangers to the digital realm, and your inner Chad is ready to conquer social media.

Post confidently, share your achievements (both big and small) and don’t shy away from the occasional selfie showcasing your outer Chad’s impeccable pecs.

#6 The Chad Squad

Surround yourself with a supportive and uplifting Chad Circle. These are a fraternity of Chads who encourage your quirks, laugh at your jokes, and appreciate your unique brand of awesomeness.

A Chad is only as strong as the brotherhood within the squad, so choose those bros wisely.

#7 Chad-ifying Your Vocabulary

Language is a powerful tool, and your inner Chad communicates with a unique blend of confidence and charisma.

Spice up your vocabulary with phrases like “epic,” “legendary,” and “totally rad.”

Meetings, casual conversations, and even when ordering a coffee — every interaction is an opportunity to inject a bit of Chad flair.

So, there you have it — a journey to embracing your inner Chad. This world could use a little more swagger.

So, go forth, my fellow Chads, and unleash the awesomeness within!

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The Fumbling Generalist
The Fumbling Generalist

Written by The Fumbling Generalist

I write about random things that I feel suddenly passionate about. And I’m man with many passions. (About 204,753 of them…and counting!)

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